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Anonymous

NO DUDE

LOLOLOLO SANTA WAS A FAGGOT ANYWAY

LOLOLOLO SANTA WAS A FAGGOT ANYWAY

che nigga

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

i remember the first time I called tumblr bot faggot

Sooo…

So, I hate having a girlfriend that knows everything! It pisses me off! I think I am being really original and then BAM! I find out from her someone has already done it and my heart is CRUSHED! It sucks. Everytime I say something its like “OH JAM JARS HAS DONE THAT…” or “OH, MY FRIEND DID THAT…” or “HEY, DON’T PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!”. It certainly gets my goat. Maybe it just annoys be because I don’t know anything? Wow, that is a real shot of honesty for yah’ there and I just met you! Assuming someone is reading this, which I hope not. Because Tumblr is gay. Seriously, why the FUCK would you call it “Tumblr”. You didn’t even spell it right (I think it is a desperate shot at being super trendy and grasping at the youth demographic). But anyway, having a super smart girlfriend that is better than you in everyway can be VERY frustrating at times. But when shit gets rough, she is always there.